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Jun 29, 2018, 6:40 AM

The Zionist’s Guide to the World Cup — Day 15

Good news from Samara (if such a thing is possible): The Coffee Growers of Colombia beat the impressive Senegalese squad in a decisive match in Group H, 1-0. In doing so, Los Cafeteros not only win the group, but...

Jun 28, 2018, 7:49 AM

The Zionist’s Guide to the World Cup–Day 14

Wow. Auf wiedersehen, Deutschland. For the first time ever, the Germans failed to make it out of the group stage at the World Cup. To add to the insult, their decisive defeat came at the hands of a South Korean...

Jun 27, 2018, 7:28 AM

The Zionist’s Guide to the World Cup — Day 13

Yeah, yeah, I know: the Zionist's great hope for Civilization--Australia--crashed out of the World Cup today. Also, Argentina squeaked by a determined Nigeria with a goal in the 86th minute. But neither of those were the most important thing...

Jun 26, 2018, 8:30 AM

The Zionist’s Guide To The World Cup–Day 12

The truth be told: Iran played well and nearly stole a victory from heavily-favored Portugal. Another truth to be told: Iranian athletes almost always fight tenaciously in competition. They rarely go down easily to defeat. All of these truths aside, though,...

Jun 24, 2018, 10:27 AM

The Zionist’s Guide to the World Cup — Day 10

The hapless Tunisian team, known by some as "The Eagles of Carthage," lost today to the mighty Belgians, 5-2. (It might be worth pointing out that Carthage, similarly, lost to Rome, 3-nil.) In any event, the conscientious, open-minded Zionist fan...

Jun 23, 2018, 12:16 PM

The Zionist’s Guide To The World Cup–Day 9

Yesterday, I promised that there would be a rant about Scandinavia. Iceland's ignominious 2-0 defeat at the hands of the Super Eagles of Nigeria provides the perfect opportunity to deliver on that promise. There are six Scandinavian football federations in...

Jun 22, 2018, 7:45 AM

Zionist’s Guide To The World Cup—Day 8

Whither Argentina? When we shot the Zionist’s Guide To The World Cup video, Argentina received a big thumbs up and for good reason. It was no small matter for La Albiceleste to schedule their last friendly before the Big Dance...

Jun 19, 2018, 6:46 AM

The Zionist’s Guide to the World Cup — Day 5

After some of the tortuous choices over the first four days of the World Cup, today's lineup was a veritable rest day for the conscientious Zionist fan. The day began with Margot Wallstrom (or "Sweden," if you will) versus South...

Jun 17, 2018, 7:37 AM

Zionist’s Guide to the World Cup — Day 3

Croatia presents an interesting problem for the Zionist fan of the World Cup. Croatia was on the wrong side of the Second World War, and its Ustase managed to distinguish themselves amongst all of the Jew-killers of the Shoah....

Jun 15, 2018, 11:45 PM

The Zionist’s Guide to the World Cup–Day 2

The ongoing misery that is the 2018 FIFA World Cup continued unabated today in Russia, as Iranian hopes were lifted by a last minute header by a substitute. Iran bested Morocco, 1-nil. There are some who contend that this may...

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